She was sitting next to me on my sofa, I leaned in to kiss her. The fire was keeping us warm, the room was cozy- everything was perfect. And then she said, ” I wanna take it slow.” And – the end.
Everyone of us has faced this scenario atleast once in our life, and at times like these- its better to take it slow than to not give in at all. You’d rather do a lot of doing than talking right? Whether you are in a relationship or not, getting to the point of S** is a 10 step program, and you can’t rush it! They say, the cornerstone of any awesome relationship is communication! But is communication really all its out to be? You better not ask these questions to your girl in your attempt to “communicate” and shoot yourself in the foot.
- What’s your number?
This ain’t no mobile phone number, but the number of people she has been with. Frankly it’s none of your beeswax and the curiosity might kill you!
2. You are looking a little heavy, have you gained weight?
Be prepared to expend yourself the minute you finish this sentence. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
3. Let’s do it without protection.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
4. Am I your best?
Do you really wanna know the answer to that question?
5. Does size matter?
There is no right answer to that question. And a girl is smart enough to not get caught in that mess.
6. Has it been very long since the last time?
If she answers truly and if it’s something you don’t like, it could turn into World War 3!
7. Who was it before me?
You don’t wanna know- EVER.
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